Saturday, December 24, 2005

Happy Birthday Jesus, you superhuman unkillable dynamo you

I've just finished wrapping up presents, so now I can go truly begin celebrating this religious holiday and honour the birth of our saviour JC by totally getting smashed off my face and throwing up in my shoes. Check out the festive comic in the slapdash section, and have a great Christmas! Hopefully see you guys again before the year dies, but failing that, see you in 2006! Have fun!

Friday, December 16, 2005

HEADLINES: CHRISTMAS COMING, GEESE BECOME FAT, PLEASANT REQUESTS ABOUND FOR PLACMENT OF COINAGE IN AGEING GENTLEMEN'S HEADGEAR

Just a quickie to let you know there's a new comic in the Slapdash section. Huzzah. Last week at work for me next week before a healthy nine days off. Shame next week is going to be somewhat tough as all hell but what the hey. If I get time I'll update circa Wednesday, failing that see you on Christmas Eve!

Saturday, December 10, 2005

Super fun 5th comic special update (disclaimer: update neither super fun nor special)

Hey chums! Still no luck with blogger.com so this update is all done by hand. Well, by hand via the keyboard. But the point stands that this update will both be uninformative and bereft of humour. One day I might actually sit down and formulate a proper update that is as insightful as it is wordy but alas and alack that won't be anytime soon. See you midweek!

Thursday, December 8, 2005

A manual update without the services of the incredibly broken blogger.com

So I've been trying to update for over a week now, only to have blogger.com be a massive pain in the ass and refuse to do anything other than be a massive pain in the ass. I'll keep this short, there should be a new comic in the section to the left.

Hopefully everything will be ok again soon and there'll be a new update over the weekend. Sigh.

Tuesday, November 29, 2005

IT IS LIKE CHEWING THE SUN AFDGFGGH ZG

I've just finished uploading another comic into the slapdash section. Hurray. Now I can go and do something genuinely productive like lay down and moan about how much my mouth ulcer hurts and how tired I am and oh god when does the pain stop

Maybe another comic and a longer update circa friday. Or not.

Saturday, November 26, 2005

New comic: A comic that is new!

See title. I've added a second comic to the Slapdash section. So click over there. I don't have time for anything approaching a lengthy update today as I have to leave shortly to brave the manic clusterfuck of human traffic that is the city centre. Damn christmas shopping.

If only it was possible to browse and purchase stuff online.

Thursday, November 24, 2005

Updating on Thursday evenings after work does not a funny title make

Added a new section for my sort of new comic. It's called Slapdash, as I like the way that word sounds, and hopefully it'll mean people won't expect much. I'm unsure as to how often it'll get updated. I'll probably just wing it like I did with DJQuake. Anyway, I'll post here to let you guys know whenever I add a new comic, so check back in a day or two.

Updating on Thursday mornings before work does not a funny title make

Still working on the site. Been trying to figure out how best to go about displaying stuff I've written or will write. I don't want to have to go through an entire document formatting it with
tags just to get it to look decent, but that's the price I pay for NOT KNOWING ENOUGH ABOUT INTERNET.

Also, I've been drawing some other stuff. It looks like DJQuake but it isn't about Quake. Or anything imparticular for that matter. I'll fix up a section on the site for it in due time. I just need to coin a name for it lest it forever be known as NOTDJQUAKE.PNG.

For now, I work.

Sunday, November 20, 2005

The paper plane symbolises that I couldn't draw anything better

Hey gang! As much as I'd like to have this first update to be a long topic rife with hilarious anecdotes and edgy and hip social commentary I simply have nothing to write about right now. Mainly because it's late and I've spent most of the day butchering css to produce the abortion of e-design that you see before you. If you value your sanity, don't look at the source code. Trust me, this is the best of the lot.

Yeah.

Anyway, there's not an awful lot to look at the moment. I have uploaded all the DJQuake comics to the left though for the time being. I plan on using this place to host any and all work that I create that I think is either a) interesting, b) funny or c) filler, so I'll hopefully update again over the next few days.

Right now, however, I'm going to do something that won't result in me screaming at the monitor or result in me smashing my knuckles into bloody pulps on the keyboard. Auf Wiedersehen.